Dr. Zhivago and the Giant Sequesterfuck

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I’ll use this snippet of dialogue from Dr. Zhivago as often as necessary to reiterate the menace to human beings unleashed as the result of the Republican Party’s capture by ideological purism, manifest radicalism and cultishly hermetic true-believerism. I warn you that at the rate Republicans are going presently, the degree of repetition may become severe.

In the scene, which takes place during the Russian Civil war after Zhivago, travelling by train with his family wanders into the forest while the train is stopped, Zhivago is snatched by soldiers in the command of Red Army commander Strelnikov. During the course of the interrogation Zhivago mentions that Strelnikov’s forces have burned the wrong village for selling horses to the Whites (the White Army). Strelnikov replies that it doesn’t matter which village was burned, “the point was made.” Zhivago answers, “Your point, their village.”

After the “Debt Ceiling Crisis” and the “Fiscal Cliff Crisis,” the sequester threat is the latest Republican point made at the expense of your burnt village. Whether you’re just an average villager whose income or job will be scorched by the resultant economic slowdown, or one of the individuals who will be specifically torched, meaning one of the 3.8 million long-term unemployed Americans who will lose a tenth of your benefits, which are a lavish $300 a week on average; or one of the 600,000 low income women who will lose access to the WIC program that enables you to care for your children under five; or one of the 1,000 federal law enforcement or 1,500 correctional officers furloughed; or one of the 1,200 air traffic controllers dismissed, or among the 10% of the FAA staff chopped; or your house gets leveled by a spring tornado and the billion dollar cut to FEMA means you best not be expecting help; or you’re among the thousands of Agriculture Department workers furloughed including 600,000 food inspectors…if you’re any of these then watch out for Strelnikov.

Another way of putting it is that if you are a member of the family of any of those directly affected, or if you fly in airplanes or you eat food, or if you prefer living in a town with adequate police and fire services, or you run a business that depends upon consumer demand and a healthy economy, or you work at a business that depends upon consumer demand and a healthy economy…oh hell, if you ever leave your house, or are just about anybody residing in these United States chances are extremely good that you will eventually be saying it was their point that was made and your village, if sequestration takes effect and stays in effect for long.

And what is their point? It seems to vary according to the point in time and which Republican is annunciating it but it is almost always that Republicans despise spending that does not redound to the profitability of the military industrial complex or to hegemonic corporations. It is almost always that 18th government is the best recipe for success in the 21st . Sometimes it is that Ayn Rand is God: that the maker elite forever are bedeviled by the taker masses of worker bees and that government coddles the wealthy and the powerful too little and the majority too much. It is certainly that progressive income taxes are always, forever, infinitely, in every case until such time as the universe expands to the breaking point bad, and regressive taxes such as sales taxes, and excise taxes and payroll taxes that bite the middle class have a lot to recommend them, really.

Their point never ceases to be that their own government is their eternal, inimical foe. Like ideological fanatics everywhere their point is that they will do anything to advance the cause, the pain and misery of millions incidental if it is noticed at all. They will say their point is that budget deficits are a wolf growling at the door and the national debt a scandal. Their sincerity is, ahem, questionable, given that if they actually gave a rolling coitus about the size of deficits, their presidents and their controlling congressional majorities would stop creating them and leaving them behind so Democrats have to clean them up. Republicans expressing righteous Elmer Gantry indignation against debt only when Democrats occupy the White House, though poignant, breeds little credibility.

Whatever evasive maneuvers Republicans may employ futilely attempting to bounce responsibility for sequestration off of themselves, as though they were rubber, and stick it to President Obama as if he were glue is undermined by the reality that Americans know precisely whom to blame: and it is Strelnikov. The nation is more than aware that the threat of sequester is the ransom Democrats and the administration were required to pay Republicans to prevent them from allowing default on the nation’s debt lo those months ago. And Americans in no way have been confused by Republican jitterbugging into believing that anyone other than Republicans is thrown into anaphylactic shock now by the mere suggestion of reasonable compromise.

Their point may be that government is eternally huge and awful and taking a giant, indiscriminate whack at its viscera feels extremely good no matter who gets hurt. But such robotic ideological oblivion from what is certain to be genuine human misery, massive inconvenience and entirely unnecessary economic pain is sure to be yet another reminder of the ideological rigidity of the Republican Party, so distant from the American mainstream. When the party whose political staple is deriding and belittling government inflicts a crisis that produces widespread realization among Americans of how valuable, if not indispensable government is, it is the mother of all boomerangs. As Republicans go from village to village setting each aflame, it may be their own hair that catches fire.

‘The Postman Always Rings Occasionally’, Starring Ashley Judd, Grover Norquist, Ayn Rand, Satan, Karl Rove, Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe and Redd Foxx

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Okay, I just threw Satan in there for sentimental reasons: he never gets billing in a movie even when he makes a cameo. And I just miss Redd Foxx.

To its credit, Washington D.C., the capital of our republic continues to exhibit a willingness uncomplicated by competence or sanity to live down to the second-rate standards for which I have regularly made a great deal of jocular hay here, so first, thank you for your service. Ridiculing the ideological hothouse flowers of the American right isn’t ridicule undertaken simply because they are just so darn ridiculous; but because their principal political vehicle the Republican Party has so effectively stymied, derailed, and set back progress and modernization  in these United States.

Now they can add another feather to their funny hat, the crumpling of the United States Postal Service. Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe proposed the end of Saturday letter delivery, effectively saying, “Uncle” to the anti-government Republicans who have placed such onerous restrictions on the Postal Service as to all but guarantee it would eventually tank. Donahue hasn’t put up much of a fight, apparently aspiring to be the Marshal Petain of the Vichy Post Office. This means nationwide, daily except for Sundays mail delivery becomes a luxury of modernity America no longer can afford, now apparently out of reach for our woebegone nation,  joining transportation, health, infrastructure, broadband, and education among the areas in which America continues to slip further behind in comparison with other nations every year, a trend I cataloged somewhat elaborately in America the Basket Case.

This, like other instances noted previously, particularly in: The Republican Goal: Kill Liberal Programs Because They Work, is one of those classic Norquistian shrink the baby (until it is small enough to drown in a bathtub, government being the baby) campaigns hoping to besmirch the name of government by running it poorly when holding the reigns, and underfunding its operations and programs, while viciously propagandizing against them with feverish ideological rhetorical zeal at all times (You’ve probably heard how Medicare, Social Security, food stamps, etc. are the devil’s work).  In this case, congressional Republicans, while in the majority in 2006, passed the Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act requiring the Postal Service to prepay its pension fund seventy-five years in advance, unheard of in the public or private sector, forcing it into a vicious cycle of borrowing and default (sound familiar), worsening service and giving the putative black eye to government Republicans had in mind. Authorizing the Postal Service with legislation embedded with such a poison pill was akin to giving it smallpox-infected blankets (hey, it worked once before, with those Native Americans who refused to self-deport).

Any whimsical speculation the Republican Party could not possibly get any weirder and screwier was crushed this week when its organized base of glue-sniffing primates in the Tea Party began red-baiting Karl Rove. Republican politics has officially become an insidious plot to replace hallucinogenics. Karl Rove is now Karl Marx for having the temerity to apply his resources to backing candidates in Republican primaries with a chance to actually defeat a Democrat in a general election, unlike the slate of eccentric cheeseballs on their ballots of late. At the same time, Karl the Genius and Republican Savior, whose American Crossroads and Crossroads GPS superpacs squandered several hundred million dollars of big donor money in the 2012 elections with a one-percent success rate, is spending money now on ads attacking Ashley Judd, who maybe, kinda has expressed interest in running as a Democrat against Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell in Kentucky in: November, 2014. If she actually runs, old Karl might end up in worst financial shape than the Postal Service.

If you’re a sane American trying to survive in this country but retain a sense of humor, this past week was the best of times and the worst of times.

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