Code Blue in Red States

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I’ve been feeling nostalgic for the days when news of the latest rightwing, radicalized Republican absurdity gave me a bracing jolt of surprise. Like carrying a three hundred dollar a day heroin monkey on my back or a multiple grams a day coke jones the old dosages just aren’t doing it for me anymore.

Like me, in all likelihood, many encountered the news item today about Republican legislators in North Carolina introducing a bill that would allow the establishment of a state religion in North Carolina, declaring the state immune from the federal constitution, and wished they had found it shocking. Among the unnecessary deleterious inflictions upon the nation for which the around-the-bend ideologues are responsible, theft of our shockability is a clearly felonious one.

I thought I was at least being sort of funny when I noted earlier on this very same blog, in the course of critiquing red state soft-on-gun crime relaxation of already anemic gun laws that the gun worshippers and Second Amendment ignoramuses were doing everything but making ownership of a gun mandatory. Perhaps with the principal purpose of prematurely rendering my attempts at yucks out of date, Nelson, Georgia and other municipalities have subsequently passed ordinances requiring every adult citizen of the town to own a weapon. I remember the good old days when the gun nuts were only proposing mandatory gun ownership for school children.

In another era the capturing of a state or municipal government by moon-howlers would be unpleasant enough for those who lived within the reach of their powers. But now the red states are sending their mentally ill to Washington where their power is used to bring American democracy and American progress to a grinding halt, replacing governance with something easily mistaken for lost episodes of Twin Peaks.

Ninety-plus percent of Americans advocate universal background checks for the purchase of weapons, yet Senators can’t even get so much as this weak attempt to address gun proliferation onto the floor of the Senate for an up or down vote. Not surprising given that some of these elected were sent by Oklahoma, where a law was passed actually protecting the state from the spreading scourge of Sharia Law, or by North Dakota, which recently passed an anti-abortion law so imbecilic it more or less declares that life begins the moment a man buys a woman a drink.

It isn’t particularly comforting that laws like the one proposed in North Carolina aren’t going anywhere, blatantly unconstitutional as they are, not when those actually elected to govern American states do not seem to be aware these matters were settled by James Madison and company more than a couple of centuries ago. It’s another of those no longer surprising realities that this segment of the body politic acting out on a protracted psychotic break yearns to go back even farther than that, and has the Enlightenment itself in its easily purchased gun sights.

Prior to the Civil War states divided on the permissibility and morality of holding slaves, a grave and consequential division, no doubt. Now the nation is divided on the content of all reality itself. That should be shocking.

GOP Twin Taboos: Sex & Science

It’s safe to say at this point that if there are two things Republicans know less about than sex and science we haven’t discovered them yet. And in any case, there are no two things they like as little as those, if their public statements are any indication.

Santorum discusses sex as though discussing sticking his hand into a toilet tank, and all but confesses what we’ve long known: the anti-abortion push is really an anti-sex agenda, not a pro-life crusade of any kind. Evidence of the former is everywhere discernible. Evidence of Republican concern for life other than in the womb is hard to find.

A couple of years ago Rick Santorum said: “This is who the Democratic Party has become. They have become the party of Woodstock. The prey upon our most basic primal lusts, and that’s sex. And the whole abortion culture, it’s not about life. It’s about sexual freedom. That’s what it’s about.”

Yuck! Sex! Cooties!

For the record, this guy travels in time more than Guy Pearce. One minute he’s in revolutionary France, the next pre-Twentieth Century America, the next, the 1960’s. Phone home, Rick Santorum.

The three-head Republican Axis of Evil now: climate change, evolution and booty. When it comes to reproductive health for women we’re looking at a Republican double whammy of dense.  Sex and science combined, equals hysterical Republican no-nothingism of a remarkably retrograde and Puritanical cast. How far backward the party is willing to follow Santorum and some Republican members of congress in demonizing contraception we’ve yet to learn. But it can’t be long before chameleon Mitt changes color on his newest rock, perhaps following the Santorum lead when he said,  “One of the things I will talk about that no president has talked about before is I think the dangers of contraception in this country, the whole sexual libertine idea … Many in the Christian faith have said, ‘Well, that’s okay … contraception’s okay.’ It’s not okay because it’s a license to do things in the sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be. ”

Party like it’s 1399. Going even more Taliban on female sexuality and reproduction, Republicans claim, defending the punitive and medieval proposal in Virginia requiring invasive, medically unnecessary trans-vaginal ultrasounds for every woman seeking to have an abortion,  that if women didn’t mind the intercourse they shouldn’t mind the insertion of a medical instrument into their vaginas against their will.  Republicans are into some very rough sex or some very bad sex, by the sound of this.

Of course, if you hand a Republican all the research on the relationship of fossil fuels and the industrial revolution to the accumulation of myriad data on the warming of the Earth’s climate he will tell you that it snowed last year in Minneapolis so the global warming thing is all hooey. And of course, the Koch brothers and Exxon have explained that environmental regulation that improves your chances of breathing in the following decades, and inhabiting solid ground is a communist plot. This is pretty much the level of their defense of Byzantine anti-abortion measures.  Crude.

Don’t be shocked when you are read the  planks tucked prominently into the next Republican platform: Sex only in cases of Friday night, with an  an intent to procreate; babies delivered by storks in seven-mile per gallon V-8 powered covered wagons. Kill several birds with one large, oily, abstinent ball of stupidity, I say.

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